"Masturbating while driving is safe!...Texting is not! Masturbating while driving while drinking a Starbucks coffee is dangerous....I don't drink coffee because it interferes with my masturbation.....and it tastes like asshole!"
Someone asked me this the other day and I couldn't give an immediate answer. So I've thought about it and thought about and I have narrowed it down to about a hundred. Maybe I'll be more definitive tomorrow. What about you?